Are you a Slacker Mom? Did you leave school shopping or other tasks undone until the day before school, ie Labor Day, maybe because you had more important things to do? Like:
Then Procrastinators 'R Us has a fantastic deal for you!Why should you have to drag your toddler along shopping on this day and try to explain why they don't need new _____ or _____ or _____ and that's why they aren't getting one?
Why should you go out in the heat and join the THRONGS of moms (and scattered dads) all trying to achieve the same goals? Why should you stand in line listening to the snide comments of people trying to return the shoes THEY bought their kids last week that didn't work out right about how the store wouldn't be so crowded if people just shopped ahead (like they obviously did)? Why should you have to bite your tongue about how if they had had their kid try on their shoes before today, they would have been able to return them long before the last day before school starts?
Instead, call Procrastinators 'R Us and take advantage of our Slacker Mom Labor Day Special! That's right, for only $500 we will accomplish ALL your last-minute tasks and let you catch up on all those little household details at home:
Just call 1-800-I-GIVE-UP and book your personal Slacker Mom Rescue Squad today! Ta!